To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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