Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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