he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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