just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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