Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize
