508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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