think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Two words: blizzard sex
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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