You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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