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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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