lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
