have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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