So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
God gave him joint rollers for hands
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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