I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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