are you so shy because you have an std?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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