YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If that was your dad, he is hot
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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