dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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