Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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