I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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