This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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