Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
