the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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