chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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