No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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