Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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