i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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