look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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