i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She's the barista slut.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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