he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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