Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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