Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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