We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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