Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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