I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize
