wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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