I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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