: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i drank out of a bidet.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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