Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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