All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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