This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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