then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
and she was petting her beer can
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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