id be glad to
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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