perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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