Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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