your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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