I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
tell me about the eggs
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