i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you traded sex for a burrito?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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