don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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