Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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