Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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