Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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