U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Drake has all the answers
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
