Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My feet surprised me
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