Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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