But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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