Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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